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Last Updated: 21.06.2025 15:23
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
So they tried
Still no good.
Rossendale man 'did not know what was wrong until I got NHS text' - BBC
Freaks and Cheeks
No go.
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
UNC Falls to Oklahoma, Setting Up Winner-Take-All Finale in Regional - 247Sports
Then came..
Just Forget it!
Unacceptable again!
Immunotherapy Drugs Show Major Progress in Early-Stage Cancer - Bloomberg.com
Loons and Moons
No, not a chance
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
Trump travel ban rattles immigrant communities across U.S. - The Washington Post
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
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Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
Another attempt resulted in ...
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
Team of the Matchday: Tani carries Minnesota, Joveljić sparks Sporting KC - MLSsoccer.com
No way
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
They put up a sign reading
Next, they tried...
Analysis & Anal Cysts
So, the docs changed it to read
Ultra-thin lenses halve incident wavelength to make infrared light visible - Phys.org
share office space ...
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
Measles leaves children vulnerable to other diseases for years - Our World in Data
Minds and Behinds
Still no good
Hysterias & Posteriors
Top 1% Biotech, A Merck Rival, Plummets On A Surprise Failure - Investor's Business Daily
Thumbs down again.
Catatonics & High Colonics
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
Why do I sometimes hear full conversations when I am alone?
Everyone loved it.
Nuts and Butts
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
Massive iron reserve worth trillions discovered could reshape the global economy - Glass Almanac